I'm at a party with old boomers again. I don't wanna get COVID again. No same cup sharing

[ichigomilkshake]

I feel awkward.

 

[BigBlueFireField]

No cup!

 

[kuroi_imouto]

Maybe you should just stay home...

 

[ichigomilkshake]

No cup!

2 thems one cup

 

[ichigomilkshake]

Maybe you should just stay home...

You have no idea how badly I would prefer to be home right now

I'm here not of my own volition.

The people are very nice though

 

[Ultimate_Bizzaro]

I only share cups with zoomers

 

[ichigomilkshake]

I only share cups with zoomers

Are you a zoomer, yourself?

 

[Ultimate_Bizzaro]

Are you a zoomer, yourself?

Sadly no

 

[hotlavaaaa]

You playing 7 minutes in heaven with these boomers or something?

 

[ichigomilkshake]

You playing 7 minutes in heaven with these boomers or something?

What? What does that mean?

 

[ichigomilkshake]

Sadly no

Age Gap hangouts is just as probiotic as relationships.

Seek a steam deck to correct your path in life, Fran

 

[hotlavaaaa]

What? What does that mean?

Ask one of the boomers.

 

[ichigomilkshake]

Ask one of the boomers.

No one knows that it is, but I Googled it and so wow. Very probiotic.

 

[BigBlueFireField]

Hook up with a boomer. At least they have experience and 10 houses each

 

[hotlavaaaa]

No one knows that it is, but I Googled it and so wow. Very probiotic.

You actually asked them?

 

[ichigomilkshake]

You actually asked them?

No. These boomers didn't grow up in America.

I'm not asking them an age gap game and getting myself cancelled. Who do you think I am? Sydney Sweeney??

 

[ichigomilkshake]

Chat, they keep giving me beers. I'm gonna be cooked by the end of the night

 

[ichigomilkshake]

I gotta pee.

 

[ichigomilkshake]

They gave me another beer

I'm cooked

 

[ichigomilkshake]

Chat, they just have me whiskey

Please keep me in your thoughts. I'm cooked

 

[ichigomilkshake]

Chat, these boomers cooking my ass with their drinking.

I can't keep up.

Gen z would cry worse than me right now with their trulys trying to combat boomers' Hennessy.

Cooked

I'm done. Boomers win.

 

[ichigomilkshake]

These boomers love their karaoke, chat

 

[TareAblePollySee]

Have fun with your parents and don't get sick!

 

[8-Bit_Mario]

Sharing cup? The hell?! Is that a tradition or cult or something.

 

[B_Shinkicker]

Sadly no

I don't think you want to be a Zoomer. That generation is cooked. No cap.