I also have a sharpened sword and have tried that, still no luck.

gonna be trying my battle axe next, then dagger.

Are you focusing on what you want? You need to lot of determination to be able to make one.

Your ㅤ vibe ㅤ stat isn’t high enough
If you do the following it might* increase your ㅤ vibe ㅤ :
- Start a magic the gathering card collection and leave it somewhere to collect dust
- Hang up one of those burned CD disks on your wall
- Get a lava lamp for your desk
*It won’t increase
Thank me later

I'm not sure if dark fountains work on second floors of houses, all dark fountains seen so far have had The Earth beneath them. Probably.

You aren't the main character, only main characters get dark fountain powers.